~Where would i be if I didnt know you and you didnt know me?Who would I laugh and cry w/ till the end? Where would I
be w/o my BeSt FrIeNd?!~
~A friend is someone who can make you laugh, when you think you'll never smile again~
~Your best friend is the one who kicked you in the ass and straightened
you out when you were about to make a big mistake~
~Your best friend is the one who always stood by your side during a hard time and always
forgave you for being a bitch~
~Your best friend is the one who covered for you to keep you out of serious trouble~
~Your best friend is the one who never judged you for what you had done~
~Your best friend is the one who is your main partner in crime~
~A good friend will come bail you out of jail but a best friend would be sittin next to you saying..."Damn
we f***ed up."
~A best friend cheers when the whole world boos, dances when you get good news, and crys when you
cry too~
~A friend is mathematical. They multiply the joy, divide the sorrow, subtract the past, and add to
tomorrow. Calculate the need deep in your heart, and always be bigger than the sum of all their parts~
~When we first talked to each other, I knew we would be best friends. Our friendship has kept on
growing, and i'll be here for you to the end. You listen when I have a problem, and help dry the tears from my face. You take
away the sorrow, and put happiness in its place. We cant forget the fun we've had, laughing til our faces turn blue. Talking
of things only we find funny, people think were insane...if they only knew!!
I guess this is my way of saying thanks, for catching me when I fall. Thanks once again for being
such a good friend, and being here with me through it all~
~Whats tom w/out chuckie, whats Steve w/out Blue, whats Spongebob w/out Patrick--its me w/out you!!~
~When were old ladies we'll still be best friends, we'll be chillin in the nursing home sayin "Remember
when?..."~
~Life drags on from day to day but with you here its all ok~
~Wouldn't life be *perfect* if sweatpants were *-SeXy-* Monday mornings were (fun)* junk food was
*healthy* friends didnt cause D.r.A.m.A. ((guys)) werent c*o*n*f*u*s*i*n*g* -nothing- was regretable* and
G-O-O-D-B-Y-E-S only meant until *t.O.m.O.r.R.o.W*~
~Sometimes you just gotta *SMILE* like nothings wrong, talk like everythings *PERFECT*, dance like
no ones *WATCHING*, sing like no ones *LISTENING*, live likes its *HEAVEN* on *EARTH*, and act like its all a *DREAM*~
1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *beep* that made
you sad.
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile- I will know u finally got laid
4. When you are scared- I will rag on you about it every chance i get
5. When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and
to quit your *beep* whining
6. When you are confused- I will use simple lil words to explain it to your stupid blonde ass
7. When you fall down- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
~This is my oath I pledge till the end, why you may ask? bc you are my best friend!!
haha ash i dont mean this stuff...
ur my girl and ill love you forever!!!
~Im not a perfect girl. My hair doesnt always stay in place. In spite of a lot of things, im pretty
clumsy. Sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends and I sometimes fight. Maybe somedays nothing goes right, but when i think
about it and take a step back, I remember how amazing life truely is and that maybe just maybe I like being imperfect!~
~Where are my mc nuggets mc damnit!!~
~Best friends are God's way of apologizing for our families~
In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the
red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one.